Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
