just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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