Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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