Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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