I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
There are leaves in my underwear?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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