He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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