She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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