I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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