ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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