I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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