Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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