If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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