I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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