Sponge bath it is.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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