yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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