I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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