so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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