Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
