good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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