Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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