I feel like I'm in dance class right now
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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