Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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