do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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