whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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