i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Welp...herpes.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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