as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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