Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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