god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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