idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize