If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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