Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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