You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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