you win again, gameday.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
