wake up i wanna do it froggy style
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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