belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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