Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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