these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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