Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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