sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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