god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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