Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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