Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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