You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
What a dumb baby whore.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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