This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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