Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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