did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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