I don't think brook has ever known best
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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