Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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