Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
