So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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