I'm drive I can fine osifer
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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