he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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