some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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