he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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