Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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