Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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